What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:11

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Have your parents ever walked in on you?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
What are the best examples of reverse psychology?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”